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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:47
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Wells Fargo Stock Rises as Fed Lifts Asset Cap After 7 Years - Barron's
So, the docs changed it to read
—
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Patriots OTAs takeaways: Drake Maye rises, Stefon Diggs returns, rookie WR shines - Boston Herald
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Stock Market Today: Stocks Finish Higher; Downtrend in Oil Is Intact - TheStreet
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Then came..
Kraken Deal Andre Burakovsky To Chicago - NHL.com
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Former Player Gives Definitive Verdict on Knicks Firing Tom Thibodeau - Athlon Sports
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
What ended your relationship with your best friend?
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
I replaced my notes app with ChatGPT — here’s how it upgraded my productivity - Tom's Guide
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
iOS 26 Adds Support for Transferring an eSIM to and From Android - MacRumors
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What makes females believe or think abortions are part of a woman’s rights?